The first episode of my guitar discussion vlog / thingy is now available. Very thoughtful analysis of an important topic, and plenty of swearing.
Be sure to hit the like button and to spread the word - you’ll be a better person for it! Only because you couldn’t get any worse…
I think I’m going post occasionally with both amazing and terrible guitar players. Today I have a terrible one. Not that every guitar player isn’t bad at some point (or forever) but you really have no reason to put that shit up on the internet for all to suffer through - lest I put you here. So here’s today’s shitty guitar player:
… I broke my D-string last night while doing some serious wanking. For those not familiar with the term, that’s a certain type of playing on the guitar that’s only barely reminds a third-party of what we traditionally call “music”. It’s also a term for masturbation, but in this case that specific definition isn’t appropriate. Usually when I’m engaged in that kind of wanking with a guitar I’ll break the high E string, not the D. Amateur mistake to not understand that.
So since I can’t wank tonight (on/with the guitar), enjoy this wanking video instead. He needs the views. Although he probably won’t get them from here because I don’t have any friends. Or readers.
Figured you can watch this shit until I get a proper video up. This is a walkthrough of my pedal board (bored?).
I hate first posts. I really do. That said, this is it. I’ll put up a video later - my intent is to make this primarily a video blog type thing. But until I get all that in order, this will have to do.
More later about who I am and why I started this blog.
In the meantime, check out Dream Theater’s new track off their album coming Sept 14th. It’s pure awesome and is worthy of worship.
